My lovely, wonderful mother made Sophie a sun dress. Sophie decreed it her Bible School dress and that it was WONDERFUL and PERFECT.....except....
Sophie: Mamaw! My dress needs POCKETS!
Mamaw: Why?
Sophie: I have to have somewhere to put the tip.....
Mamaw: Tip? What tip?
Sophie: You know, mamaw, the tip? It goes in that bowl they pass around?
Mamaw: Do you mean the collection plate?
Sophie: Oh yeah, that thing.
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Mamaw: How was Bible School last night?
Sophie: It was GREAT! We had Mexican Haystacks to eat!
(pause)
Sophie: You should go to work there, mamaw. You are the best cook in the world.
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