So, yesterday we had a conversation...
Me: Sophie, are you going to Bible School tomorrow night?
Sophie: Yes, I am! Miss Shelia is going to give me a present if Im good.
Me: What's the first rule of behaving at Bible School? Noooo......?(Im hoping for anything to do with fighting, hitting, choking, screaming, crying, pinching, biting, typical behavior between her and her cousin M)
Sophie: Ummmm......Noooo........Cussing?
Me:
Sophie: Make him cry?
Me(after a deep, deep sigh): Well yeah, but I was thinking No Hitting....
Sophie: OH, yeah, no hitting M..
Me: And...?(praying for ANYTHING from the above list)
Sophie: I know, I know, no hitting M OR E(M's 13 yr old sister). M will cry and E will cuss.
Can someone tell me why my eye is twitching?
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Called my mom this morning...told her the conversation from above. Apparently she took it upon herself to educate my and my sister's poor Heathen Children. I got Sophie ready for Bible School then went to pick my neice and nephew up. Took them all up to the church and as they were scrambling to get out of the car, I asked again "WHAT"S THE RULES FOR BIBLE SCHOOL?"
They recited, in unison, "THERE'S FOUR GOLD RULES OF BIBLE SCHOOL".... E's friend came up so she left, then M got out and I asked Sophie, "What's these rules?"
Sophie: OH, they're easy.......1. No cussing in church. Maybe in the graveyard, but not the church. 2. No hitting anyone, especially M because he cries. 3. No screaming or crying, even if you get hit. 4. No noxious gas is allowed to escape from anyone's booty.
With that, she hopped out of my Jeep, ran to E who told her SOMETHING I(luckily) couldnt hear which caused Sophie to wallop E on the arm and then run inside the church.
I pretended those Heathen Children didnt belong to me and I drove off.
Nobody called and I didnt get a note. I just hope there was no cussing tonight.
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