Sophie, Mamaw and Bible School....

My lovely, wonderful mother made Sophie a sun dress. Sophie decreed it her Bible School dress and that it was WONDERFUL and PERFECT.....except....

Sophie: Mamaw! My dress needs POCKETS!


Mamaw: Why?


Sophie: I have to have somewhere to put the tip.....


Mamaw: Tip? What tip?


Sophie: You know, mamaw, the tip? It goes in that bowl they pass around?


Mamaw: Do you mean the collection plate?


Sophie: Oh yeah, that thing.




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Mamaw: How was Bible School last night?


Sophie: It was GREAT! We had Mexican Haystacks to eat!

(pause)

Sophie: You should go to work there, mamaw. You are the best cook in the world.