I'm going to add things as they happen, but for now, Im going to tell recent things and maybe even some not-so-recent gems she has came up with.


Today...Went outside this morning to find FOUR barely weaned kittens on my porch. Sophie is BESIDE HERSELF with joy. She doesnt care she is so allergic she has to take shots. She doesnt care we already own 3 outside cats. They are perfect and adorable and HERS. She played outside with them for awhile and then brought one inside.....


Sophie holds up the kitten so I can see its stomach and says "Is this a boy or a girl?"

Me: "How would I know? Its too little to tell."(Im a crap cat sexer til theres testicles showing)

Sophie: "Well, if they were COWS we could tell. Girl cows have udders and pee out of their butts. Boy cows...."

Me: "Wait, what? Boy cows? Do you mean bulls?"

Sophie: "Yeah, bulls. Girl cows pee out of their butts and have udders. BULLS pee from that thing under their stomach. They dont have udders, either."